LOCK UP YOUR HUSBANDS.

No one is safe when she’s feeling affectionate.
She’ll talk to all who she can fascinate.
Lock up your husbands and throw away the key.
Listen to all that I have to say.

She’ll turn any head with her flighty ways.
A smile, a giggle, that’s all it takes.
They hum around her like bees to honey,
She doesn’t care as long as they have money.

A ’good time girl’ who breaks all the rules.
Duke, plumber, gardener, anything that moves.
Better still if they have a big car,
No doubt this girl will go far.

Her only interest is to be a social climber.
You’re in there if you tip the doorman a fiver.
She confuses love with  lust and money.
Doesn’t matter if you’re an old fuddy-duddy.

“You only live once” I’ve heard her say,
As she lay on the stretcher, and they carted her away.
She met her match one faithful night,
She picked on my husband and I won the fight.